I'll order the Horsefish Roll.
I was sooo tempted to move the "a" and "r" in carp, but that wouldn't been nice. I like Tarson's way of thinking. Also, I fix'd the news comments
No you didn't, you glory-hogging bastard, Admin did.
That's a lie, I told you to tell the admin to fix it :P
I'd like the Chum Rum Cake.
Salty Slug salad sounds so cruel... ...and tasty...
Mmm, Carp Chunks sure SOUNDS good. One, please!
@Czar Squid: I'm pretty sure he wanted you to move those two letter. But you failed man... you failed.