No! Not Squidson, he was one of my personal favorite minions. Curse you Tarson! You have invoked the wrath of the Czar Squid! I'll see it to that your head is on a silver platter next to garnishes!
For now, I'll just have to beat you at the Smack Jeeves Awards in best characters, best comedy, and the infamous WTF Award! Then will my revenge will be complete! Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough* hahaha- *weez* hahaha!